“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	151
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	3652
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3820	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	New Chunks Explored:	278515
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	176	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	906745

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Emeralds Found:	8125	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Emeralds Found:	2079	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	2846
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Dimension Hops:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net