“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Runes Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	80
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

ms.glowcraft.org

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Towns Built:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

mc.enchanted-reef.com:25507

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

wardensmp.dramaticrp.in

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

144.217.224.89

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

caveraiders.minecraft.best

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

play.minefort.com

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	436
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Emeralds Found:	9350
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Play.TsunamiRealms.Us:25567

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

realmportalmc.xyz

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	81
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

play.terratalesrp.com

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

warlock-mc.com

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

jogar.redegalaxy.xyz:25868

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

play.aetheriuscraft.com

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

play.minecraft-infected.com

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	3927
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

play.apocgaming.org

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

play.zeacraft.net