“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6384	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

ms.atomixnetwork.net

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Emeralds Found:	9303	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

play.supersoulmc.net

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

playmcm.net

MC Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	143	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

MC Zone Minigames!

play.mczone.co

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Potions Brewed:	113
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

pvp.lihp.us

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Towns Built:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

craftworldpvp.no-ip.org

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2169	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	7546
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	786	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz