“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7202	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Towns Built:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mines Excavated:	4066
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	2755
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Runes Activated:	0

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1320	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	380325	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

sk.network

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Emeralds Found:	2158	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

play.redandco.fr

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

play.llredux.xyz

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dimension Hops:	14	Ores Mined:	7276
Potions Brewed:	99	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

mistylands.net

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	177

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

rededark.com

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

play.freedompath.fr

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	3916

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

play.venture-mc.com

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

play.thesquadmc.net

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

play.ottercraft.net