Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Astral Projections Made: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2233 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Animals Bred: 99 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ores Mined: 5293
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7308
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchantments Applied: 229
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Dimension Hops: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 468 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Farms Harvested: 822
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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