Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	157894	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	8249
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crops Grown:	6339
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7807	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.