Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crops Grown:	7111	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4040	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Farms Harvested:	202	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Potions Brewed:	131	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	289	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.