Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Animals Bred:	73

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	154	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9828	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Emeralds Found:	7183

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.