Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Phoenix Craft

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Equestrian Realm

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5739	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Yitzy101s Prison Server

Yitzy101’s Prison Server is a lag-free and friendly PVP enabled prison server. Our server exceeds the boundaries of your average prison server. There’s plenty to do, and a friendly active team of admins & staff who truly care about each individual player. Why not give us a shot? 🙂

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Outburst Designs

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Novylen

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8927	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5793

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.