Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Villages Defended: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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