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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Villages Defended: 17 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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