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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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