Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Farms Harvested:	354
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Emeralds Found:	1311
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6683	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	2096	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9286	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	292	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2786

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com