Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	105	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	232	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

survicraft.my.pebble.host

EGMC

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

play

108.60.192.182

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

conivia.apexmc.co:25702

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

dcpvp.net

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	916
Magic Items Found:	6506	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

the-epoch.net

McBlocks Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Votes:	9585	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Smp.McBlocks.net

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ores Mined:	8194	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

185.245.96.131

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

creative.shadecrest.com

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

play.PrancingPonyMC.net

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4551	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

play.renmx.com

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

onehundred.mcserver.us

11th Dream

Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

join.11thdream.net

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

play.monkeyoasis.xyz

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchantments Applied:	295
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

hub.haydzcraft.com

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

185.137.94.42:25596