Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	204	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	951	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mines Excavated:	3843	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Star Shards Collected:	110
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.