Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Void Gems Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6095	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1211
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5540	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Enchantments Applied:	226
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5147
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8244	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7038
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2623
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!