Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	200

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Emeralds Found:	942	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	3062	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	New Chunks Explored:	548604
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mines Excavated:	3076	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	910	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MissileMayhemMC

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KelseyCrossing

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KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Realms of Craftopia

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	520626	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mines Excavated:	1415

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2