”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	56
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretCraft2024

2024.., biggest regret, embracing change, future goals, goal-setting, hindsight, hindsight is 2020, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, living without regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, RegretCraft2024, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crops Grown:	8940
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve created a whole new world where the mobs have taken over and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the title of Disco King!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2024 the year of epic Minecraft adventures and unforgettable memories. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you accidentally punched a villager)!

Minelabs Survival

1.21, Build Fortune, classic, collaborate, creativity, Economy, endless adventures, Enhanced, exclusive perks, gem system, Grinding, in-game currency, Join, Land claiming, Minelabs, Players, Shops, smp, strategy, Survival, Thriving Community, Trade

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Animals Bred:	75

Minelabs Survival Server Overview

Server Address:	play.mine-labs.org
Discord:	discord.mine-labs.org
Store:	store.mine-labs.org
Vote for Rewards:	vote.mine-labs.org

Features:

Survival Gameplay: Classic survival with an enhanced twist.
Land Claiming: Protect your builds and collaborate with friends.
Shops & Economy: Buy, sell, and trade to build your fortune.
Gem System: A special in-game currency for exclusive perks!

Join a thriving community of players and experience survival like never before. With a mix of creativity and strategy, you’ll find endless adventures in Minelabs!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, enter the server address play.mine-labs.org in your Minecraft client.
Do I need to install any mods to play?	No, the server runs on vanilla Minecraft. No mods are required to play.
Can I collaborate with other players?	Yes, you can collaborate with other players by claiming land together and working on builds and projects.
How do I earn gems in-game?	You can earn gems by completing quests, challenges, and participating in events on the server.

MysticCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, 97% off, adult content, Anime, Deal, digital download, DISCOUNT, dlsite, Download, Gaming, japanese, Land, limited time, Maitetsu, MysticCraft, offer, Otaku, pc game, Promotion, sale, Steam, steam key, visual novel

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory! Why, you ask? Well, first of all, Maitetsu is 97% off on DLsite right now, like what even is that? But who cares, just join the server and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit. How insane is that?! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken riding a pig!

Christmas SMP – Oshi’s Streaming Your Minecraft

celebration, christmas, Christmas Event, digital gathering, Entertainment, fan favorite, Festive, holiday, holiday cheer, live broadcast, Livestream, Minecraft, online event, online performance, Oshi, Oshis, smp, special occasion, streaming, virtual concert, virtual event, watch party, winter holidays

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of spending Christmas with your annoying family? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and spend the holidays with your virtual friends instead! We have Santa creepers, snowman zombies, and even a secret underground elf village where you can trade your diamonds for magical presents. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest gingerbread house, you’ll unlock a special holiday skin that turns you into a giant candy cane. So ditch the boring Christmas dinner and come join the festive fun on our server! Your oshi’s streaming on Christmas, right?

GayCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Beliefs, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, emotional wounds, family dynamics, forgiveness, gay wedding, GayCraft, Generosity, LGBTQ pride, Long-term impact, love, Minecraft, mom, relationships, Religion, Resentment, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, wedding attendance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as consistent as my mom’s refusal to attend my same-sex wedding? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to always be there for you, even if your mom isn’t.

Just like my mom, our server has strong beliefs – but instead of hating on love, we’re all about spreading joy and fun in the Minecraft world. And just like my mom, we may not always show up when you want us to, but we’ll always be there in the end.

Join now and experience the drama of family dynamics mixed with the thrill of building your own virtual world. Who needs a mom at their wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

XmasFamDenyAITA

aita, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consequences, Events, Expectations, fair, family, Fiance, Free Time, Gifting, holidays, Invitation, Planning, relationship, Traditions, visits, XmasFamDenyAITA

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of being the Christmas planner every year? Do you want a break from all the stress and drama of holiday planning? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where Christmas planning doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your own winter wonderland and celebrate Christmas every day of the year without any of the family drama. No more arguments about who gets more visits or who didn’t put in enough effort – just pure holiday fun!

And if your fiancé tries to invite you to his family’s Christmas celebration at the last minute, you can just tell him “no, we have plans” and continue building your virtual Christmas paradise. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a stress-free holiday season in Minecraft?

So join our server now and say goodbye to Christmas planning forever! (Disclaimer: consequences for your real-life relationship may vary)

Gifts4Life

cherished possessions, cherished toys, childhood memories, childhood treasures, christmas gift, festive surprises, gift giving, Gift ideas, Gifts4Life, holiday presents, holiday traditions, lasting joy, long lasting gifts, memorable gifts, Nostalgia, sentimental items, special memories, timeless presents, treasured belongings, wish list

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchantments Applied:	190	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you unwrapped that one Christmas gift as a kid that made your heart skip a beat? Well, imagine feeling that same level of euphoria every time you log onto our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding virtual treasures that will make you feel like a kid on Christmas morning all over again. From rare diamond blocks to enchanted weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends, our server is a gift that keeps on giving.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret Santa event where players can exchange gifts and spread holiday cheer all year round. Who needs a real-life Christmas when you can have an endless supply of virtual presents to unwrap?

So come on, don’t be a Grinch! Join our Minecraft server and rediscover the magic of Christmas every time you play. Santa Claus himself would be jealous of the gifts waiting for you in our pixelated wonderland!

CrocodileCraft Server: Dundee’s Demise!

Actor, Australia, australian film, Beloved, Character, conservation, crocodile, crocodile dundee, CrocodileCraft, death, demise, dundee, Dundees, FAMOUS, film, iconic, Legacy, Movie, Peaceful, Reptile, Server, Steve Irwin, wildlife, Zoo

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE CROCODILES THAT ARE FRIENDLY AND DO THE MACARENA! THEY’RE LIKE THE CROCODILE FROM THAT MOVIE CROCODILE DUNDEE BUT EVEN BETTER! THEY’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL! PLUS, OUR ZOOKEEPERS ARE TRAINED IN THE ART OF CROCODILE WHISPERING, SO YOU’LL BE SAFE AS A BUG IN A RUG! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CROCODILES DECIDE TO START A BOY BAND INSTEAD!

NukeCraftFrenchGrid

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, edf, electricity, electricity generation, ENERGY, energy production, Environment, France, French energy, Grid, nuclear energy, nuclear industry, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraftFrenchGrid, power, reactor construction, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	902	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more reactors than france! we got so many reactors, the whole server glows at night like a rave party. you can build your own nuclear power plant and watch the creepers get radiation poisoning. join us for the most explosive experience in minecraft history! who needs france when you got us?

Quantum Laser Quest

780nm laser, affordable, Development, efficiency, innovation, Lab, laser, lightweight, matchbox-sized laser, miniaturization, optics, photonics, portable, Precision, Quantum, quantum computing, quantum research, Quest, research, scientific advancements, scientists, tabletop lasers, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4317
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Towns Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP GAMERS! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!

SO, GET THIS, SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED A TINY LASER THAT’S LIKE A MATCHBOX BUT POWERS UP LIKE A TABLETOP LASER! IT’S LIKE HAVING A LASER GUN IN YOUR POCKET, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S TOTALLY SAFE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE USE THAT LASER TO MINE DIAMONDS LIKE A BOSS! IMAGINE BLASTING THROUGH BLOCKS WITH A LASER BEAM, IT’S LIKE BEING A SUPERHERO IN MINECRAFT!

PLUS, THIS LASER CAN WORK INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE LAB, SO YOU CAN MINE DIAMONDS ANYWHERE YOU WANT! NO MORE LIMITS, BABY!

SO, IF YOU WANNA BE A DIAMOND-BLASTING, LASER-WIELDING LEGEND, JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I PROMISE!

Solaris Cove

Abilities, Adventuring, alliances, BUILD, Chill, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Cove, Crafting, Dream Base, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, Laws, Minecraft, Paradise, Ruler, Server, smp, solaris, vibrant

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Solaris Cove Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional Nation Roleplay	Build and lead your own nation, or focus on crafting and adventuring. Engage in roleplay on your terms.
Mods That Enhance Every Experience	Includes Create Mod, Origins Mod, Land Claiming, and more. Elevate your gameplay with these mods.
A Community for Everyone	Join a welcoming community that celebrates creativity and collaboration. Participate in server events and dynamic storylines.

FAQ

Q: Is the server currently in development?

A: Yes, Solaris Cove is currently in development.

Q: Are there specific mods available on the server?

A: Yes, the server includes mods such as Create Mod, Origins Mod, and Land Claiming, among others.

Q: Can players engage in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, players have the option to participate in an optional nation roleplay or focus on crafting and adventuring.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, Solaris Cove offers a welcoming community that encourages creativity and collaboration. Players can participate in server events and dynamic storylines.

Q: Where can I find more information about Solaris Cove?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/solariscove for more information and updates.

Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, Autonomy, civil rights, Democracy, emancipation, empowerment, equality, ETERNAL, everyone, free will, freedom, freedom of expression, freedom of speech, HORIZON, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, individual rights, Liberation, Liberty, long tail, self-determination, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	396	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. You can do whatever the heck you want, like build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. It’s total anarchy, man.

Join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of freedom. You can be a wizard, a ninja, or even a flying potato. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for cheese.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild. Just don’t forget to bring your llama and a bucket of lava. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

> Play Some Webflash Sonic Game Minecraft SMP

Anime, Cool, Designed, first, forever live, Game, human men, knowledge, Legal, love, Love at first sight, Men, Minecraft, picrel, Play, real, Sight, smp, sonic, sonic-x anime, Webflash, webflash sonic game

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	7670	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1804	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine a block. Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a house while busting a move every few seconds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fowl play? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from dancing diamonds to chicken conspiracies. Who knows what adventures await you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GiftGriefNoThx

ah, Bad Faith, bargaining tool, Birthday, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Displeased, family, Favor, gift, GiftGriefNoThx, hard-earned money, house chores, hurt feelings, Manipulation, not accepting, Respect, sibling, sister

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gifts are not just gifts, they’re bargaining tools! Join us for some sibling drama like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every block you mine comes with a hidden agenda, where every gift you receive comes with strings attached. Will you accept the gift and play along, or will you stand your ground and put that gift right back where it came from?

Our server is filled with surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this? So come on in, join the fun, and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of sibling gift-giving gone wrong. Remember, it’s not just a gift – it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

SyriaEvacGoneWrong

BREAKS DOWN, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic incident, emergency, evacuation mission, international relations, malfunction, Military, Naval, open sea, personnel evacuation, rescue operation, russia, Russian, stranded, stranded at sea, Syria, SyriaEvacGoneWrong, Ukrainian Intelligence, Vessel

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

lol u know u wanna join this minecraft server cuz we got a russian vessel that breaks down in the open sea and ukrainian intelligence is all up in it like WHOA. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans we got goin on. plus, our minecraft world is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now before the russian vessel gets fixed and sails away into the sunset.