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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3315 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Crops Grown: | 8969 |
Animals Bred: | 162 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 881396 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Join us and get lost in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden apples, and a disco party every night in the Nether.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, when someone asks you “Which way?”, the only answer is to join our server and never look back!