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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2473 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Rumor has it that there’s a secret black market where you can buy enchanted pickaxes that can mine bedrock (shh, don’t tell the admins).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players with incredible skills, like the guy who built a fully functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And let’s not forget about the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the shopping district – good times, good times.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!