When Should I Buy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Towns Built:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3518
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchantments Applied:	158
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1521	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5677	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6379	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	20
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	4297	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3917	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	108/700	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	327	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7