When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Wave Blocker Simulator

Blocker, complex particle configurations, Light waves, materials development, research, scattering, SIMULATOR, software package, sound waves, water waves, WAVE, wave blocking, wave deflection

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, a wild wave of sound, water, or light comes out of nowhere and messes up your whole vibe. like, what the heck, right?

well, fear not, my fellow minecrafters, because on this server, we have the most epic software package that can model how these waves are scattered when they meet crazy particle configurations. like, we’re talking next level stuff here.

join our server and never worry about pesky waves ruining your minecraft experience again. build the most epic structures without any interference. trust me, you won’t find this kind of technology on any other server. it’s like magic, but better.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the ultimate wave-blocking, wave-deflecting, wave-destroying minecraft server of your dreams. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SurviveMC

Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Kitmap, KitPvP, LifeSteal, og, PvP, Raiding, Revival, SOTWs, Survival, SurviveMC

Welcome to SurviveMC.net, home of the best OG HCF servers!

Weekly SOTWs and Kitmap are live now!

Don’t miss out on the revival of HCF!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StrangerCraft – only you create the world! Minecraft server

Active Development, administration, Development, discord server, Griefers, Lobby, military theme, minecraft server, new mode, peaceful-survival, Player complaints, Player monitoring, Real soldier, responsive administration, role playing games, server description, Server Rules, Starter Kit, State defense, Survival

Hello!

Our server is in active development and here is what we can offer now.

We have Survival, where you can build a house and survive peacefully, enjoying the beauty of the server. We do not support griefers, so the administration monitors the state of the server and always meets the players halfway. Also, the development of a new mode is in full swing, about it a little below. Do not forget about the discord server where the responsive administration lives, there you can leave a complaint about a player breaking the rules!

In addition to survival, another server will soon open, which we wrote about above, where you can immerse yourself in the world of role-playing games and feel like a real soldier defending the rights of his state! Also, the lobby presents a military theme, under the main mode of the server, which will appear a little later

Naturally, not all the cool stuff on our server is described in the description. So come play on the server and chat in the discord. Good luck

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Future Games Minecraft Server

2025, augmented reality, Future, future of gaming, games, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming design, gaming evolution, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming landscape., gaming platforms, gaming predictions, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, Server, video game development, video games, virtual reality

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Picture this: it’s the year 2025 and we’ve got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Join us on this server for a chance to ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So why wait for the future when you can experience it now on our mind-blowing Minecraft server? Join us and let’s make 2025 the best year for video games ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP: /Vore/ General – Corruption Tastes So Good Edition

ADVANTAGE, Corruption, desuarchive, detective, Disappearances, Edition, FAT ASS, general, Good, investigation, long tail, Minecraft, position of power, power dynamics, predator, predding, prey, RESPONSIBILITY, Situations, smp, TASTES, tastes so good, Thread, Trash, vore

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the predators are in positions of power and use it to their advantage for predding! Imagine a fat detective investigating disappearances, only to realize they are the ones responsible for it all along! It’s a wild ride of deception, betrayal, and vore-filled adventures. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to lose yourself in the madness.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FILgate: The Permissionless Server

aita, bad guys, conservative Christian, Disney, Fil, FILgate, hurt, in charge, INCONVENIENCE, last minute, MIL, movies, objections, Permission, permissionless, Petty, refusal, Server, sister, sleepover, small town, stand our ground, Upset, weird demand

Are you tired of dealing with conservative Christian in-laws who make last-minute demands and ruin your sleepover plans? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the drama!

Join our server for a chance to build a virtual world where you can watch all the Disney movies you want with no judgment from anyone’s dad. No more awkward phone calls or passive-aggressive texts, just pure fun and creativity.

Don’t let family drama get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sleepovers are way more fun than the ones with your sister-in-law. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and leave the family drama at the door!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EscapeArtist in Minecraft SMP

abduction, breaking free, Captivity, emergency tactics, escape plan, escape strategy, EscapeArtist, evading capture, fighting back, finding help, hostage situation, Kidnapped, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, rescue mission, seeking assistance, self defense, self-preservation, smp, staying calm, survival instincts, survival skills, thinking on your feet

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a virtual world where the only way out is to outsmart your kidnappers… wait, what? That’s right, we’ve taken kidnapping to a whole new level in this SMP. Join us if you think you have what it takes to escape your virtual captors and make it out alive. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	287	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	7746	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

StinkyCraft

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Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky smells in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never have to deal with any unpleasant odors again! Our virtual world is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and blooming flowers. Join us and say goodbye to smelly socks and stinky cheese forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn named Sparkles who grants wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Sparkles! Need a castle built in record time? Sparkles will make it happen! With Sparkles by your side, anything is possible in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the sweet smell of success and the magic of Sparkles! Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KremlinCraft: Danish Howitzer Boost

arms deal, arms trade, Boost, Conflict, Danish, defense industry, denmark, eastern europe, european union, funding, Howitzer, international relations, Kremlin Cash, KremlinCraft, Military, military aid, military technology, russia, Triple Production, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, used, WEAPONRY

LOL come join our server where we got Denmark using Kremlin cash to make Ukrainian howitzers like wtf LMAO. Imagine fighting with those bad boys in Minecraft, blowing up creepers left and right HAHA. Plus, we got llamas that can do backflips and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
New Chunks Explored:	695928	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPulse EarlyWarning Server

AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Clinical evaluation, clinical outcomes, critical care, data analysis, early warning system, EarlyWarning, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, healthcare technology evaluation, hospital study, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Medical research, patient deterioration, patient monitoring, patient safety, PixelPulse, predictive analytics, risk assessment, Server, unexpected deaths

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you won’t believe it, but we got this AI system that like, predicts when you gonna die in the game. like, it’s so crazy, man. no more unexpected deaths, ya know? join this server and you’ll be like, invincible or something. it’s like having a guardian angel watching over you, but like, in Minecraft. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and cheat death in the game, bro. it’s gonna be epic!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BudderCraft: Where Cheaters Get Budded Out and Toxicity is Buttered Away!

bedrock, Beta, Budded, BudderCraft, BUTTERED, Cheaters, Community, Development, Discord, Factions, Features, Gaming, java, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, ONLINE, playtest, PvP, rules, Server, Tower Defense, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

BudderCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/golden-cat/">Server</a>

BudderCraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, and a friendly community for players of all skill levels. Updates and changes may take time due to our small development team, but players are encouraged to playtest and help improve the server.

Allowed Clients:

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion:

Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab

Server IP:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Important Notes:

No modded or pirated clients are allowed on the server. Cheating in any form is strictly prohibited.

Joining our Discord server is highly recommended for feedback and updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are modded clients allowed?	No, only specified mods for Badlion Client are allowed.
Is piracy allowed?	No, any form of piracy will result in a ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated?	No, toxic behavior is not tolerated on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest Minecraft version.
Can I suggest new mods or features?	We are not open to suggestions for more mods at the moment but feel free to suggest features for the official release.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	96932	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cutie Pie’s Minecraft Server

burger lover, comfort food, cravings, cutie, cutie pie, Date night, DELICIOUS, dining out, eggslut, fast food, food porn, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, Mr beast Burger, Pies, Restaurant, Server, Tasty, treat yourself, washyoursistersauce, well hello

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive Eggslut restaurant where you can chow down on a Mr. Beast Burger smothered in our famous “Wash Your Sister Sauce.” Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

> Another Thing Minecraft SMP

blurred lines, Champion, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, Interplay, Lita, Matches, Minecraft, representation, smp, titles, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, wrestling, wrestling industry

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a world where titles don’t have to be men’s or women’s titles, just titles! That’s right, whoever manages to get somebody’s shoulders down for three seconds is the champion, no matter their gender. It’s a free-for-all where chaos reigns supreme and anything can happen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious hijinks at every turn. From building giant chicken statues to organizing epic dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UncleSteve’sGift Minecraft Server

anxious, brand preference, buy myself, cheaper brand, family pressure, high grades, less features, lower quality, Minecraft, new device, PRESSURE, Prize money, rejecting gift, relative abroad, return item, Server, unavailable, UncleStevesGift

Are you tired of relatives making decisions for you, like choosing a less expensive brand of device just because they think it’s a waste of money? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more pressure to settle for less, here you can build your dream world with all the features you desire. Plus, we have virtual relatives who will never question your choices or try to save a few bucks at your expense. Say goodbye to unnecessary stress and hello to unlimited creativity on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	81

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NailCraftersUnited

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, CoParenting, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, influence, lightning mcqueen, nail polish, NailCraftersUnited, Nonbinary, parenting, Religious, School, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even on your nails! Join us for a wild ride filled with nail polish parties and Lightning McQueen races.

Are you tired of boring, conservative servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further! On our server, you can express yourself however you want, whether it’s with red nail polish or a giant pink castle made entirely of cotton candy.

Join us and show off your fabulous nails to all your friends in the virtual world. Who needs outdated gender norms when you can have a blast painting your nails and building epic structures with your fellow gamers?

So come on over and let your creativity shine bright like a freshly painted set of nails. Who knows, you might even inspire a whole new trend in the Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	409
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!