Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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