WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9612	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8665	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Animals Bred:	148	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magic Items Found:	5390
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	1004	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9199	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Towns Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.