What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5665
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation Player Ran Economy Grief Protection NEED STAFF! Free Ranks Custom Items Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	1288
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

MassiveCraft is the Original Factions Server! Our server features Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Quests, and Minigames. Experience 30+ custom plug-ins, explore handcrafted worlds, and take part in an international community! Our server can be joined using 1.13–1.19.3 clients. Come and create your legacy!Factions, Kingdoms, and Sieges: Ever since the Factions plugin was created on MassiveCraft, it has constantly evolved and now boasts custom features, rank creation capabilities, and unique permissions! We now have 2 in-house extension plugins, Kingdoms and Sieges, which function as the Factions equivalent to Towny Nations. Group up together with your faction allies to form a Kingdom, and Siege your enemies to absorb their factions! PvP: Fight fierce McMMO enhanced battles, unlock and use special abilities with the custom MassiveRaces plug-in, and fight your heart out across a range of custom arenas using MCDuels KitPvP. Fulfill your destiny and become a PvP champion with our global ELO system! Take your fights to the battlefield with Kingdoms and Sieges!Roleplay: Aloria is MassiveCraft’s high fantasy setting. The City of Regalia is sprawling and contains the Regalian Empire’s brightest minds and lowest criminals. You can join guard charters, criminal gangs, noble families, businesses and more, all depending on how you wish to play your character! This city evolves based on the actions of players like you, so come and create your own stories!Events & Minigames: Our staff team works hard to make the server fun for each group of players and what they enjoy! We regularly host events and contests and have introduced Minigames. Fight across five custom PvP maps and fight together with your team to claim victory!Staff: Our friendly staff team is always here to help! Not only does MassiveCraft use an intuitive ticket system to assist players, our staff members are constantly innovating and improving the server! Questing: MassiveCraft’s RPG experience takes place in Silverwind, a colony in Essalonia. Complete quests from NPCs that lead you all around the island, fight custom mobs, solve puzzles, and become the Hero of Silverwind! You decide how the story will end.Parkour: Parkour on MassiveCraft takes place in the Gauntlet Dungeons, a long hallway built for players to traverse a multitude of physically and mentally challenging parkour obstacles which progressively increase in difficulty. Each level will grant you a unique, custom item reward on completion.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	175	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Buildings Constructed:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Sapphire is a brand new earth survival server with super fancy features like an economy, crates, teams, dynmap, cool streamers and lots more <3Join up at org.sapphiremc.net (Any 1.20 version works <3)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchantments Applied:	193
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!