What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchantments Applied:	88
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2247
Animals Bred:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!