What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3699
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	176	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	2210	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.