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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	3882
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ores Mined:	4048	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3801
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Falling into the Void:	3

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	4191	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

mcs.mccaverns.com