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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	12

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8132	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3781
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	7209
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Animals Bred:	118	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9127
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	4606
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Star Shards Collected:	178	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online