What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	7602
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

chilling, Dangerous, disturbing behavior, manipulative, meeting people, oh shit moment, OhShitMoment, Personality Disorder, PsychoCraft, psychopath, red flags, smp, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Potions Brewed:	119	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	2953

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6918	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8134
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2730
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

administration, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Farms, Ip:, Minecraft, Modes, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Plugins, Private, Projects, Quests, Russian, Server, Shops, SlopeClassic, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Version, Weddings, Without Launcher

? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

? Our modes:

• Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

• SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

Have a nice game on MineSlope!

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Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	278	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	2594	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ores Mined:	6422	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

adolescence, awkward, bloomer, Character development, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy, Emotional journey, growth, Identity, Late, late bloomer, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PAINFUL, Reflection, relatable, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Server, slow progress, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, watch

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	3885	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

/Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

4th anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, giggles, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SisMan4LifeCraft

choosing sides, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, Family Values, Father, man of honor, parental expectations, prioritizing family, rejection, relationship boundaries, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SisMan4LifeCraft, standing up for sister, stepmother, Wedding, wedding roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3935

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	698694	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9095	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12