What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

anger, ANNOYED, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, Frustration, Hell, hostility, irritated, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, puzzled, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9116
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

administration, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Farms, Ip:, Minecraft, Modes, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Plugins, Private, Projects, Quests, Russian, Server, Shops, SlopeClassic, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Version, Weddings, Without Launcher

? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

? Our modes:

• Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

• SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

Have a nice game on MineSlope!

Key words (for search):

Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	691

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1993
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

adolescence, awkward, bloomer, Character development, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy, Emotional journey, growth, Identity, Late, late bloomer, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PAINFUL, Reflection, relatable, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Server, slow progress, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, watch

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

/Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

4th anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, giggles, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	752	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SisMan4LifeCraft

choosing sides, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, Family Values, Father, man of honor, parental expectations, prioritizing family, rejection, relationship boundaries, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SisMan4LifeCraft, standing up for sister, stepmother, Wedding, wedding roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	5441
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	399348	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

1.21.1, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Compatible, Door, Fixed, Griefing, java, Map, No map resets, no TPA, Pigman, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, smp, Stuck, Tpa, zombie

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.