What the Heck Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	911
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	119	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	170
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	37
Farms Harvested:	735	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Farms Harvested:	625

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	706631	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DreamCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

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Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2664	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7839
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	New Chunks Explored:	915443
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4236
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13