What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Emeralds Found:	4340
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!