What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	25

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crops Grown:	9424
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

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Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2667	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	4019	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com