What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3339
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3853
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3096

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Potions Brewed:	68

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3054
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Emeralds Found:	6612	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	9705
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Villages Defended:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	3

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	6877	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ores Mined:	8517
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581