What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5111	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8151	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Animals Bred:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Potions Brewed:	126
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Votes:	6269
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4540
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2725

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9493
Star Shards Collected:	231	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	5019	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Potions Brewed:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3513	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	148
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ores Mined:	6273	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	9566	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	5849
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Dragon Eggs Found:	7376	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Villages Defended:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

mangrove.smpmc.us