What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Potions Brewed:	105	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	140
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Farms Harvested:	528
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2965	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	5625	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3773	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	220419
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net