What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchantments Applied:	166	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

OpenAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Cracked Anarchy Server Like 2b2t

All the info can be found on the website!

Donation Page: https://donate.openanarchy.org/ Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAnarchyOfficial/ Discord: https://discord.gg/OpenAnarchy Website: https://openanarchy.org/

openanarchy.org

Yuanlin

Bungeecord

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

It has been 5 years since the Yuanlin group server was launchedWe have never failed to live up to the expectations of old players, and we are committed to creating a harmonious and reasonable social environment.Here you can experience empty islands, survival, or mini games

hy.ylin.cc

🔥PrineMc – OPKA TO ALL/OP 🔥 Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Large Online, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

❤️Hello, dear friend!✋❤️Would you like to visit our PrineMC server?

[⚡] We have a free donation

[⚡] We have a developed system of clans, wars/battles/worlds, etc.

[⚡] There is king of the hill, lucky blocks, hell and end, trampolines, emotions and much more!

[⚡] Our server runs from version 1.8 to 1.19+

[❤️] We also update every 2-3 months!

[❤️] There are donations for extra time and server tops!

[❤️] There are different types of jobs: miner, woodcutter, and so on.

[✅]» Our IP address: PrineMc.Net

[✅]» Our website: https://PrineMc.Store

[✅]» Our VK group: https://vk.com/PrineMc

[✅]» Our DS server: https://dsc.gg/PrineMc

PrineMc.net

TribalCraft – Tropical

Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1165
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

BRAND NEW 1.17 SURVIVAL NETWORK

JOIN TODAY AND CLAIM A FREE RANK TO CLIMB TO THE TOP!

play.tribalcraft.org

KappaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

– This server is completely Survival PvP, no mini games. – There are Factions, with which you can create your clan, thus protecting terrain in Survival. – There are Plots in which you will not have problems with PvP or Grief. – There are Jobs in which you can get money to buy plots or objects in the store.

kappacraft.levelcloud.cl

Ezz.lol – skyblock

Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Server IP: 157.90.91.83:25529

157.90.91.83:25529

TechnoMagic Minecraft server

Draconic Evolution, Forestry, HiTech, Industrial Craft, RedPower, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3204	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

TechnoMagic is a server that combines technical progress and magical art. The most beloved mods connected with each other and added the most popular addons. You have to become not only a good engineer, but also a talented magician! Unleash your techno-magical potential with SMARTYcraft!

DesertMC

Pixelmon

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crops Grown:	3400	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

IP Address: play.desertmc.net Website: https://desertmc.net Discord: http://discord.desertmc.net Store: https://desertmc.net

play.desertmc.net

Delirium

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Malaysian delirium -Smp Server -Have 200+ custom enchantment -1.17.1 – custom biomes – wonderful crates – premium weapon – friendly staff – RUE SMP Server Ip: playdelirium.xyz

139.99.68.94

Prisonstom

op prison, Prison, Spigot

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Items Found:	6813	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

PrisonStom wants to bring the coolest features to the OP Prison scheme, mainly being driven by the community.

PrisonStom is built from scratch by me, Snowman, meaning that everything that is suggested by the players can be made possible!

Join today, start your journey and explore the awesome community there, making new friends and helping the server grow!

188.40.16.168:25631

PenguinCraftSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	3244	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Farms Harvested:	803	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

PenguinCraft – Java/Bedrock Cross-Platform Server

Survival Minecraft for players wanting a community with enhanced multiplayer features.

Beautiful Spawn Player Shops PVP area Custom Quests and Items Enhanced Enchants Mob & Player Heads Skills to Level Up Unique deliveries Crates

penguincraftsmp.minecraft.best

Nickcord

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

NickCord is a New Hybrid Server meaning its a cross between a SMP and LifeSteal!

Join NickCord to experience our deep lore and fight alongside clan members to climb the leaderboards!

Events happen weekly!

What our server offers

Player Interaction

Trading

PVP

PVE

Shopping District

Stealing

Grief Protection

Clan Wars

Limited Time event Armor and more!

nickcord.xyz

HedgeFox Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

The owner of the HedgeFox server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Shadowed Realms

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Towns Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Friendly server based around followers of Jagthunder. Survival world where you can play with friends and family. Build your kingdom!

play.shadowedrealms.com

Hyblock Network

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Towns Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

New network and looking for investors, streamers and YTs Server from Costa Rica and open 24/7 with in-store ranges and keys

mc.hyblock.es