Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magic Items Found: 5253
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246 Runes Activated: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 97 New Chunks Explored: 595031
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 5514
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Crops Grown: 5627
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 251 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4722 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 111 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4458 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 270 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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