Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Towns Built: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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