| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2224 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 74 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
