| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?
Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.
So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 482 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 110 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.
Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?
So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Welcome to CraftHaven!
We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂
Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.
Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9328 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!
So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9330 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Server Features | Old school MCMMO |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| IP | play.murkpvp.com |
| Normal Minecraft World | Classic survival gameplay |
|---|---|
| RPG World | Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons |
If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.
You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com
The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.
Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.
If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5648 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?
Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1303 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
