| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5856 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 6253 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1368 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4757 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3866 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7488 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4081 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3447 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5724 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 993 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 3537 | Votes: | 7374 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2196 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 205 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8472 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9178 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Enchantments Applied: | 67 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8985 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6934 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 124 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2905 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4105 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4764 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 23 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3312 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
