| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 868 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 266 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4348 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6899 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9057 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6818 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7729 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 175 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5010 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9231 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1940 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4002 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2672 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9859 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6598 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9714 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 154 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 724 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6200 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1521 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1619 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1721 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2299 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3745 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1658 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3336 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
