| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4653 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2999 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7866 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6803 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 110 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 160 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6885 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 67 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5823 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7687 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1550 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6508 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8196 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6814 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 198 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 447 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3461 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4584 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 102 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3482 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 193 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 171 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9520 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7870 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 24 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
