| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 459 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9515 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯
💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!
🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 3626 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6804 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.
plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.
so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win
Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups
Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.
Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.
Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 214 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!
So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 465 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6550 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
we promise no explosions here, just good ol’ fashioned fun and chaos. build your own crazy creations, battle it out with other players, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way.
who needs real life drama when you can escape to our virtual world of madness and mayhem? join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
