| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6782 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5938 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2169 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Votes: | 488 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 637 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 306 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5645 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 9238 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6310 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4496 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9213 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4729 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7989 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Votes: | 9810 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 345 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9118 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4746 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1538 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3540 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8549 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 412 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9704 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
