| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2257 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6428 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9874 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 69156 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6852 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7738 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8490 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 146 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7932 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 110 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4057 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7251 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3486 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3342 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2682 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2705 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6257 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6775 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1861 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3292 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Votes: | 1714 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3121 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9907 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2254 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
