| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3931 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9007 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 64365 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8862 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯
💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!
🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3748 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.
plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.
so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win
Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups
Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.
Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.
Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
