| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2644 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1893 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8803 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.
And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7203 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4732 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5277 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Mines Excavated: | 2534 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 742 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 507 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 313 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8317 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4978 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3753 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Votes: | 934 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7011 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 814 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Votes: | 3347 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 326 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9000 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4218 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3014 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4985 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7314 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5694 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2305 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
